They Like Their Liquor

I love my student's honesty.

Me: Hello! How are you?
Student: I'm good. I'm drunk. Very drunk.
Me: (laughing) Oh, you are? Are you out with your friends?
Student: I'm out with my boss. He get me drunk.
Me: Ha! Well, are you at least having fun?
Student: Yes. I'm having fun. Very drunk.
Me: Okay. Do you need to cancel the lesson today? We can just study tomorrow...
Student: Yes. That would be best. I'm drunk.
Me: No problem! Be safe and have fun!
Student: Okay. Sorry Lindsay!

LOL If I had a dollar for every student that I talked to that was drunk, I wouldn't need to work. They like their liquor, that's for sure!