Monday, August 5, 2013

Sleeping Beauty

I like how my students think.

Me: How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
Student: Um.... maybe 5 or 6.
Me: Wow! That's not a lot. I need more sleep than that or I get emotional.
Student: How many hours do you sleep?
Me: I try to get 8 or 9 hours every night.
Student: WOW!! You must be so beautiful!!!
Me: .........
Student: You know what they say.... "Beautiful women need many hours of s...leep!"
Me: Oh! Well..... thank you?

So, the moral of the story is... you, too, can be beautiful. Just sleep more.

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